Screen Name: Ace Ventura
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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 24th October 2008
Spoofing since: Friday 26th January 2007
Profile: I Ace Aceyness Venturo actually is my name by the way Ace Ventura was before on the 3rd of April 2007 I found out that I was Spanish who knew that the a was o I didn't thank my biological parents fuckin retards couldnt even spell their last name I was adopted at the age of a week old I then got married when i was two months old to Dora Fat Hore she was fifty six now she's seventy six Luckily for me she's DEAD! After my first soccer match with my team Supers United Clark Mint the real Superman killed her HAHA HAHA! I'm remarrired with my lovechild Ace Venturo JR at my side and Mischa Barton next to me the world is mine! I also am superpowered with X-Ray and super speed they call me "PERVERT!" or the ladies in the locker room do.
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