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Obama signs bill to fund Homeland Insecurity

Capitol Hill braces itself for a massive FBI bust of Russian agents who have infiltrated Wall Street, Big Oil and the Krispy Kreme Co

Miami police chief busted for hooker threesome says dress overwhelmed him

Uh, make that stress. Chief Bozo's excuse still pathetic.

Madonna may have taken a deliberate ''dive''

Madonna may have been 'slipped a bung', to fall off stage. Fallsatwork.com had set up the accident, but did not reckon on the Queen of Pop reclaiming the stage

All Over "God's Country," God is Posting No Trespassing Signs

God, apparently really pissed off because of pollution, has blocked entrance to "God's Country."

Ancient Hercules statue returning to Italy 2,500 years after theft

Damn Etruscan thieves sentenced to 12 months community service after pleading guilty to smash and grab

Counter-Terror official charged with soliciting sex from a miner...

...forty-inner and his daughter Clementine

Iran's Revolutionary Guard attacks a rocky outcrop in Shatt Al-Arab

The Ayatollah's special forces blew up and destroyed the twin rock mounds after Saudis mocked them for looking like 'The Shah of Persia's Tits'

Miracle baby born fully encased in giant squid

Doctors blame OctoMom for putting ideas into the beastie

Chile fisherman's close encounter with giant sperm

Exchanging bodily fluids with a seven footer sure ain't easy ... unless you learn to be very flexible

Revenge photographer wants wife scrubbed from the web

Dirty pics of the filthy little slut bringing his business into disrepute

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