Screen Name: Blind Fool -••-
Blind Fool -••- has published 69 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 18th November 2005
Spoofing since: Friday 5th December 2003
Location: Buckle O' The Bible Belt
Profile: Greetings fellow hominids...
I'm a "Blind F••l" because I believe that God created everything, not evolution.
I believe this because "the Church" (which includes Catholics, Protestants, Rebublicans and snake handlers) has brainwashed me with guilt and very long words.
The church leaders do this for world domination. The plan was started some 2000 years ago and will be complete in another 2000 years or so.
Sure, Jesus nor most of the other church leaders will see this victory, but you gotta find something to do before permanently losing consciousness.
And I can't see the truth of all this even though all scientists (including meteorologists, jackalope psychologists, and podiatrists) know and prove that it is indeed fact.
I usually don't see my spelling errers either.
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