Breeze

Screen Name: Breeze

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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 24th April 2007

Spoofing since: Thursday 23rd November 2006

Email: j_brisbane2000 {at} yahoo.com

Location: Belfast

Profile: Breeze is a worthless piece of shit who has no right to walk on God's green earth. He smells and is more than likely impotent. He lives in Belfast where, I am reliably informed, he has one of Europes largest collections of pornography. Most evenings he can be found crying himself to sleep on his filthy, piss stained mattress or marking time at his pointless dead-end job. He has no prospects or future and women find him repellant and dull. His hobbies include ringworm and diabeties, he also enjoys crosswords and is expected to die alone.

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