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True Facts From Snoops #1345

When alarmed, Oprah Winfrey can swell up to five times her normal size. She was taught this by Dr. Oz.

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True Facts From Snoops #1344

Houseflies use their feet to taste things. Like if that turd is better than your sandwich.

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True Facts From Snoops #1343

Ants can carry uo to 50 times their weight...wear themselves out, get old before their time. All over some lazy piss ant Queen!

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True Facts From Snoops #1342

Ticks can be the size of a grain of rice or big as a marble, according to the amount of blood sucked up. That's how vampires are easily caught and the big fat ones get a stab at the heart.

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True Facts From Snoops #1341

Penguins spend 75% of their time in water and 50% on land. Just another one of life's mysteries.

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True Facts From Snoops #1340

In order to see if there are plenty fish in an area, scientists check the penguins belly size. Sort of like checking Michael Moore's belly after he walks out of a buffet restaurant.

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True Facts From Snoops #1339

If a person on an elevator fakes a loud cough, get off as soon as you can, as a silent fart has been released!

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True Facts From Snoops #1338

While a person can vote while nude at a Nudist Colony, the counting always has to be by machine or the number of digits will throw off the count, unless a male has a finger missing.

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True Facts From Snoops #1337

The first thing a student at a school for magicians is taught at the school is the proper way to say, "Ta-DA!!!"

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True Facts From Snoops #1336

A man will only allow a toilet seat to slide sideways on a commode catching his family jewels once in his life. Either he will die or else check every commode before he sits down the rest of his life.

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