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News From DC
The proposed new immigration bill is more than a thousand pages long. Foes plan to write a 2,000 page alternative. If anyone ever tries to write one on a filibuster, it should be finished by 2099.
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Former Iran President Gets Warning
Drone without explosive carries pop-out not that tells former Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad "Yes, Mahmoud, there really is an Israel".
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Vatican to announce John Paul II 'miracle'
Many think it concerns pope's once turning wine into water.
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Afghan leader backs away from Taliban talks
"My head can't do much talking without a body under it", states Hamid Karzai.
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Brain-Eating Amoeba Warning in Florida
After a long stay in Washington, DC, Brain-Eating Amoeba are beginning to show up in Florida.
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'Happy Birthday to You' Copyright Suit Filed in NY
Tanyard, Kentucky man claims grandfather wrote the original version, entitled "Happy Birthday To You All".
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Morris the Cat Runs for Mayor of Mexican City
Former mayor Speedy Gonzalas says Morris will run away with the Xalapa vote.
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Minnesota Mother,Son Steal Gopher Feet!
A Minn. mother & her 18-yr-old son are accused of stealing nearly $5,000 in frozen gopher feet & selling them in St. Paul. Since changing from the dollar, gopher feet are now worth $2.56 in exchange.
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Air France-KLM Orders 25 Wide-Body Airbus A350s
"No one on earth can build wide bodies like the Americans", says spokesman.
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Arnie alias Conan "Terminates" at 65!
Yes, OAP, Arnie Schwarzenegger, puts himself to the sword and Terminates riding his Zimmerframe! Bruce Willis up next!
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