Abdul "Ben" Camel

Screen Name: Abdul "Ben" Camel

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Spoofing since: Sunday 22nd October 2006

Homepage: http://www.iowatelecom.net/~bowen//

Location: the wet coast of Canada

Profile: My "Profile" could (with a stretch of the imagination) be likened to that of Alfred Hitchcock..., except that I'm not bald, short, nor round, or even 7-1/2 percent as talented as him. I often think of the South African tribe, the Hottentots, who were massacred to extinction by the Zulus - when I consider a "striking profile...." They had extremely large protruding posteriors that their young could actually ride on.

Above all else, enjoy your work. If you don't, you're not doing a good job.

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