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Apple make huge profits!
An apple a day obviously keeps the doctor away! The consumers of apples have created huge global profits and consumers are munching daily whilst spitting out "soft-micro maggots"!
Climate Change Stabilizes After Old Gassy Dog Dies
Methane levels in the world have dropped significantly since Fido, age 16, passed away last month.
Massive Snow Storm Misses New York City - City Shuts Down
A MONSTER storm packing blizzard conditions spun by the elite East Coast media failed to live up to the hype, but New York City shut down anyway.
Scamatology To Buy Showtime, Run Anti-HBO Programming 24/7
Discovering that HBO is airing a documentary about them, Scamatology has purchased Showtime to run anti-HBO programming. Donald Trump also offered to buy Showtime, but Showtime preferred the cult.
Scamatology To Buy Showtime, Run Anti-HBO Programming 24/7
Discovering that HBO is airing a documentary about them, Scamatology has purchased Showtime to run anti-HBO programming. Donald Trump also offered to buy Showtime, but Showtime preferred the cult.
Palace Issues Imperial Edict On Israeli Prime Minister
WashDC-Barack I,Emperor of Americas,proclaimed that PM Netanyahu is persona non grata in the US Empire. An unnamed palace source-since hung-leaked that Barack feared stark contrast with Bibi's balls.
New England Patriots accused of replacing Indianapolis Colts with a deflated team
That would explain a lot.
Irish youth can't afford property, mass Emigration
But, sure, 'tis grand, we lead Europe in Child Obesity, Alcoholism and Suicide, says Leader...Ya'll never beat the Irish!
Obama cuts short India trip and beheads to Saudi after death of King Abdullah
Correction! And HEADS to Saudi after death of the King.....phew.
Obama Wraps Up State of the Union Speech on Skype
President Obama wrapped up his State of the Union speech by Skyping with porn-star, Buster Hymen.
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