Screen Name: nooklearfishin
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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 26th May 2006
Spoofing since: Thursday 18th May 2006
Profile: Im a mysterious person who often waits years for the appropriate time to divulge his private parts to those he feels he can trust, and is usually rebuffed and spit-shined for his efforts.
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6,815 Americans die on Black FridaySome 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
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