Gareth Carpenter

Screen Name: Gareth Carpenter

Gareth Carpenter has published 55 items on The Spoof.

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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 14th January 2005

Spoofing since: Tuesday 18th November 2003

Location: Italy

Profile: Best known for his ability to speak to the animals without understanding their replies, Gareth went into exile in protest at the fact that Roddy McDowell never won an Oscar for his sublime performance in 'Conquest of the Planet of the Apes'.

Gareth is a keen Portsmouth supporter and believes this confession could in some way be connected to the generally low ratings his stories achieve.

He is currently five sentences into writing his first novel.

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