Screen Name: JD Patton
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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 20th December 2005
Spoofing since: Tuesday 20th December 2005
Location: Felida, Washington State
Profile: I live in the Free State of Felida--somewhere in WA, in simple pastoral bliss. My hobbies include ranting and driving over small animals.
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