Screen Name: Iteach4pennies
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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 10th January 2006
Spoofing since: Tuesday 20th December 2005
Location: Michigan, USA
Profile: I am a fake news junkie, wanna-be correspondent for the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and manager of the Carson Daly for President campaign. (Our slogan is "Come on, it's not like he'll be any worse and at least he speaks English.") I teach music in the american public school system. It's so wonderful to be able to live in a country where equal opportunity is so abundant! Where else can an underprivlidged person forced to work at a fast food restaurant collect the same paycheck as someone like me who was fortunate enough to attend college and rack up $26,000 in student loans?In the land of the free and the home of the brave, that's where! Whenever, I feel a little blue about not being able to pay my bills or eat for a few days at a time, I remember that everyday, I get to touch the future. (as long as I don't go around touching the future in an inappropriate manner).
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