Screen Name: Penny Dreadful
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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 8th October 2005
Spoofing since: Friday 7th October 2005
Location: A Random Opium Den in London
Profile: I have a startling confession to make, one that has plagued me for years, I am part girl, part pencil. (Dah-da-da!)
Born to a family of mutants and politicans, raised by camels and finally settling in London in 1870 I am a normal girl, only my eraser shaped head and extremely pointy shoes give away my shameful secret.
The picture below is a sketch done by an unknown Irish artist. At first he wanted to do me in a 'Titanic style' but I found out that this involved nudity so I poked him with my feet and gave him lead poisoning, ha-ha-ha.
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