Screen Name: Bozena Bubs
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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 2nd October 2005
Spoofing since: Sunday 2nd October 2005
Location: Down South in Dixie
Profile: A southern belle and expert pistol duelist. Completely grounded in reality with a string of large metal paper clips attached to my belt buckle that trail behind me like the train of the TG&Y wedding dress I burned instead of dishonoring my virtue with a sleezy drunken wedding night to a local football has been.
I travel incognito through the shadowy and sultry hot south seeking ways to stop the thoughtless crimes against mankind and nature caused by people who actually believe talk radio is real and act on the misinformation. This readily accepting radio babble mindset must be the influence of the pro wrestlers who often make a name for themselves in the deep south.
With the shortening school hours in the southern states due to gasoline shortages, I deeply fear for the capacity of Junior and Junette to read, write and cypher with any expertise. And if you can't figure out that Art Bell is just selling books and MREs for the next Y2K ha ha, you can't understand the hypocrisy of Rush Limbaugh, that narrow minded father hating Lars Larson, or Michael Savage's undiagnosed and obvious bi-polar disorder.
With my trusty seven year old Compaq lap top and free five year old digital camera from Earthlink, I will journal my travels from the ravaged Gulf Coast and atleast three hundred miles inland. Gas shortages, you know. <wink>
That's my image in my favorite tin foil hat made from a survival blanket.
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