Screen Name: feetfirst
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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 8th June 2005
Spoofing since: Sunday 5th June 2005
Location: Western Australia
Profile: Hi to all!
I have decided to make a few small contributions due to so much of the news lending itself to such treatment, (deservedly).
This will be my first attempts at satire though have covered many other genres.
My biggest preoccupation is POETRY and you can find me on various sites around the world under, feetfirst. (if at all interested of course!).
I suppose you want the regulation boring bits. Well - for those that bother to read such rubbish: I am a not quite old 45, mother of three, Tasmanian born but residing in Western Australia, new Grandmother (just two weeks ago!)..have dogs, cat, etc..play golf (sometimes), would rather spend all day writing than doing housework, ebay seller, hate the mundane, hate the worlds' loss of freedoms, prefer eccentric persons on the whole...erudition is important but not the be all and end all....okay! That is all I'm giving today..Phew!.......cheers D
feetfirst hasn't written anything in a while, so his/her news feed is seriously out of date!
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