Screen Name: Matt McClurg
Matt McClurg has published 7 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 24th September 2007
Spoofing since: Tuesday 17th May 2005
Location: Washington, D.C.
Profile: Matthew McClurg has written several books, none of which have been published. He is stationed as the Washington, D.C. correspondant and works as a sports analyst in his free-time.
His unfortunate appearance leaves him unsuccessful in most romantic ventures, so his mainstay is writing and abusive self-love.
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