Otis Pan

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Spoofing since: Saturday 7th May 2005

Homepage: http://www.www.whered_my_browser_go.net.com.edu.

Location: New Orleans, USA

Profile: First, an apology: I'm american. I love it here, but love whining even more. My country is now(since yesterday and back to Nixon) complaining vociferously about the cost of gasoline. The mood or tenor of the dull citizenry is that the Arabs must be punished if they don't give us the oil, that belongs to us, beneath their worthless deserts.
As an american who votes and complains regularly, I am embarassed that a greater number of voters cast their lot for Dubya than for the smart candidate.

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