Screen Name: Bazza McKenzie
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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 25th September 2005
Spoofing since: Thursday 14th April 2005
Location: Woolloomoolloo, Australia
Profile: G'day! Bazza here. I know yous all love Australians, so I thought I'd give this journo thing a burl and send ya some reports from the arse end of the world.
As for old Bazza. Jeez, I reckon there's not much to tell really. I'm just your average, knockabout Aussie bloke.
Don't mind a good croc fight, koala tossing, or whackin a few native animals off the Harbour Bridge with a golf stick now and again. Blokes gotta love a drink after all that so I hit' the pub with me mates and put away a gutful of piss cheerin' on the boys as they give those Poms a good arsekickin' in the cricket (for all you Yanks out there, that's what we call them plum stuck up the freckle limey fellas).
'Course I'm not some woofter or nuthin. Bring on the sheila's I say. If any of the lady readers out there are interested in takin a look downunder *wink wink*, you know where to find me. Always up for a bit of romantic stuff - you, me, and a slab of beer in the back of the ute in the back paddock, and if ya lucky I might introduce you to me old fella, before we head down the local for a few drinks with Davo, Kev and Mick. And dont believe nuthin you mighta heard about Aussie blokes. Yeah we like pervin on a great set a funbags and well kept map of Tassie, but we don't mind a yarn, just as long as ya don't yap all night.
Crikey, look the time! Beer o'clock and I'm dryer than a dead dingos donger. See yous later.
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