Screen Name: P Turton
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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 11th October 2014
Spoofing since: Tuesday 1st July 2003
Location: The Royal County of Berkshire
Profile: Chief amongst my interests are looking at the sky and muttering to clouds. I also like to garden. Unfortunately I don't have a garden of my own, so have to use other peoples. This frequently leads to the police being called and me having to ride away at high speed on my Grifter.
When hiding from the police and angry garden owners I like to contribute spoof news.
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