Cleopatra Chaos

Screen Name: Cleopatra Chaos

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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 20th March 2018

Spoofing since: Wednesday 13th September 2017

Profile: Life as a hairdresser in Luton, England is pretty boring, so I've started to write spoof stories to pass the time.

By the way, I'm neither a hairdresser nor a resident of Luton; I'm just saying that must be boring.

Please give me lots of points and say nice things about my articles because, as a young lady who's never truly grown up, I LOVE FLATTERY.

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