Screen Name: D. L. Hawkinson

D. L. Hawkinson has published 29 items on The Spoof and is currently ranked 7th in the top writers table.

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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 12th December 2017

Spoofing since: Friday 7th July 2017

Location: Hiding from Trump's Goons

Profile: LeRoy Ephers and I collaborate on most articles, unless he's too drunk and/or ornery to get any writing done. He's asked me to remind readers that if his beer supply gets too low he will drop out of sight and never write another word for The Spoof again. In that light, he'd like every able-bodied man, woman, and child (over the age of three) to drop off cases of beer next to his camper. He doesn't believe that's too much to ask. I on the other hand don't believe the readers of this fine site should be coerced into giving him a diet-Pepsi, much less a hop-imbued refreshment. On this point, he and I are in bitter disagreement, which, down the road, will undoubtedly lead to violence and mayhem--which, come to think of it, may lead to an entertaining story. Stay tuned. Thanks for reading.

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