Screen Name: Phrank Phraser
Phrank Phraser has published 19 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 1st January 2004
Spoofing since: Monday 30th June 2003
Profile: I was born several months after my mother became pregnant. Brought up on typical Sheffield council estate, I learned how to ramraid at a very early age in my pram.
My favourite food is Stella Artois, and I indulge most days during the weekend.
My ambition is to wake up one morning in bed with Kylie Minogue with love bites on the soles of my feet.
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