Screen Name: Nozzer
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Spoofing since: Saturday 15th January 2005
Location: Ipswich, UK
Profile: Joined Royal Navy as kid of 15. Served 12 years, picked up sense of humour, travelled a bit.
Couple years as Civil Servant ('scuse caps!).
Qualified as Magistrates' Court Clerk, spent next 15 years at Mags Court.
Freelanced for bit, then sat as logger/recorder/shorthand writer in Crown & High courts, where your eyes get opened.
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