Screen Name: rookiewriter
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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 5th October 2004
Spoofing since: Saturday 2nd October 2004
Location: SW US
Profile: So, I found this site because the Onion doesn't take freelance submissions. I'm just learning how to write spoofs; it's a great outlet after being forced to write corporate letters of intent and brochure website copy all freaking day long.
Right now, I'm not for Bush, or for Kerry (the tomatoes in my profile are currently reserved for them). Whoever wins is sure to give us some good material to spoof for the next four years.
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