zooguy

Screen Name: zooguy

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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 22nd October 2004

Spoofing since: Monday 27th September 2004

Email: dreamoutloudmktg {at} aol.com

Location: Iowa -- but trying to escape!

Profile: Frustrated marketing-type needs creative outlet to block out pain of not being selected as a member of Real World XXVII: Sao Paolo. Is working on finding a spankin' new job but finds task daunting given the fact that I'm on the National No-Fly List for voicing my dislike of of the hit radio show, Kasey Kasem's Weekly Top 40.

Apologizes to all international readers for the plethora of silly US political stories. These guys are just cannon fodder.

-- Hey! Cookies! Gotta go.

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ZooGuy

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