Screen Name: Jerry Cornelium
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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 16th November 2005
Spoofing since: Friday 17th September 2004
Location: Midwest (for real)
Profile: I am currently in the process of redefining my on-screen identity, so I ask for a few days' patience.
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Alabama's New State MottoAfter Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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