Evan Essence

Screen Name: Evan Essence

Evan Essence has published 113 items on The Spoof.

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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 4th December 2011

Spoofing since: Saturday 24th July 2004

Location: Left Coast

Profile: The Department of State and Ministry of Propaganda has determined that this writer fits the profile of an "Internet Terrorist". Please be aware, that it is a violation of The Patriot Act to read or believe anything he says.

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