Screen Name: Select Distinct
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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 12th February 2006
Spoofing since: Friday 16th July 2004
Location: Boston, MA, USA
Profile: My real name is Rob Levy, and my yhoo e-mail address is robert_p_levy.
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