Screen Name: Select Distinct
Select Distinct has published 10 items on The Spoof.
Check out Select Distinct's:
Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 12th February 2006
Spoofing since: Friday 16th July 2004
Location: Boston, MA, USA
Profile: My real name is Rob Levy, and my yhoo e-mail address is robert_p_levy.
Select Distinct hasn't written anything in a while, so his/her news feed is seriously out of date!
If you want the latest up-to-the-minute spoof news, check out all our rss feeds.
While you're here, why not check our other Top Writers?
And if you've still got time on your hands, consider joining us as a writer, and make up your very own news stories!
Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" EdictBarack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!