Screen Name: Select Distinct

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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 12th February 2006

Spoofing since: Friday 16th July 2004

Location: Boston, MA, USA

Profile: My real name is Rob Levy, and my yhoo e-mail address is robert_p_levy.

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