Screen Name: Renn K. Losan
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 8th July 2004
Spoofing since: Wednesday 7th July 2004
Location: On the run...
Profile: I have been a journalist for the Times for many years. Unfortunately I was forced to put my career on hold due to the fact that I was being hunted down by a man who I thought I could trust. Before my apartment burned completely to the ground I managed to grab my laptop and purse. So now I write for The Spoof. They are highly respectable. Plus they don't demand deadlines and with my handy laptop I can write from anywhere. May that be a jail cell, the trunk of a car, or in the middle of an old forgotten passage way. Here is a picture of me from happier days.
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