Screen Name: Joaquin Closet

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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 15th May 2014

Spoofing since: Tuesday 13th May 2014

Real Name: Joaquin D. Closet

Email: joaquin.closet {at} aol.com

Location: Sicily, Florida & Hawaii

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