Screen Name: Jack Allen
Jack Allen has published 83 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 2nd August 2014
Spoofing since: Tuesday 15th April 2014
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"Jack Allen is an online nobody who has never had a book published because he has never put a book forward to be published. Not to imply that his work is good enough to be published, because it's not. Not by a long way. A long, long, long way. Jack does have one poorly constructed, badly written, shambles of a children's book finished but due to the number of profanities and the subjects covered within it, I heavily advise that no child ever reads it." - Jack's Best Friend.
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