Screen Name: paul j kell

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Spoofing since: Saturday 3rd July 2004

Location: northeast ohio

Profile: Hello....I am Paul. Many of my friends call me "TINYBRITCHES"I am new to the area. I love long walks, puppies,and Indonesian creole recipes. I collect them! I currently am employed at an all night sausage casing production plant. I am a registered casing inflater. Five years at Case Western Reserve to learn the trade. Not too shabby, not too shabby......Let's see. My sign is Libra, which makes me cranky around the holidays. My turn ons are popsicles, fast cars,and rectal thermometers. My turn offs are seizures, bad breath,and unhappy border patrolmen.Well,that's about it ! GOT TO GET WRITING!! Because life's way too short, and gingerbread men dont grow on trees, as my late Aunt Chester once said.

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