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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!

The Captain Has Illuminated the 'NO LEGS' Sign

Delta airlines now requires passengers to store their legs in the overhead bin.

Name Calling Trump

One thing about Trump, no one will ever call him simpatico!

Trump to Seek Re-erection

President Donald J. Trump to seek re-erection in 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, etc., though not with his wife Melania.

Donald Trump, Jr. Blames His Divorce on Obama

He says it's the only thing he's ever liked about Obama.

Broken News!

THIS JUST IN: A Category 5 Tweetstorm descends on the White House. President Trump feared missing—until he was found on the shitter, angrily exercising his executive time.

Who Will Replace Hope Hicks In The White House?

Who will replace Hope Hicks? Easy! Stormy Daniels. That'll cancel out the Stormy Daniels case, and Trump could hire Michael Avenatti as his attorney for his impeachment trial. Bingo!

Haiku Two

Did you ever think
That people who write haikus
Might be O. C. D.?

Clown Union Assures Trump He'll Always Have A Home With Them

"He's made us laugh so much and he's orange. We know he can't last too much longer, so just sayin'."

Blue tits, lavender tits, silicone tits!

Tea tree oils and lavender oil increase the size of male breasts scientists have discovered. Sorry ladies, a trip to Silicone Valley is still necessary for you!