Screen Name: D P Whitehead
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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 20th February 2017
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Profile: Award Winning and Bestselling Author of all these books and movies.
Very good in bed. I sleep like a log.
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Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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