Screen Name: Benjamin Cain
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 15th May 2014
Spoofing since: Tuesday 3rd December 2013
Location: Toronto, Canada
Profile: I'm a freelance writer and artist with a Ph.D. in philosophy. I'm somewhat misanthropic, but instead of trying to fix the world like a man, I write snide philosophical rants and satires.
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