Screen Name: seblime
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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 3rd July 2004
Spoofing since: Thursday 1st July 2004
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Profile: I am a disgruntled real estate copywriter with an innate gift for making suburbia sound like Nirvana. Besides writing, other outlets for guilt animal husbandry, nude pinochle and leading the local Detox Centre Glee Club.
Dubya may only be in power for another few months. A satirical inspiration like this may never come along again--unless Jeb Bush gets as far as his big bro. Make the most of it, y'all, and thanks for stopping by.
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Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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