Screen Name: Crispy Peaburger
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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 20th August 2013
Spoofing since: Monday 19th August 2013
Location: Lower Frottage
Profile: Crispy Peaburger is the son of a bitch. He was raised by Circus midgets who were part of the lesser know Scientology "Ham Sandwich" order. His celebrity friends include Orville the duck, Edd The Duck and Fucka Duck.
He currently writes for the Lower Frottage Examiner and can often be found hanging round toilets in the hope of meeting some poo.
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