Samuel Vargo

Screen Name: Samuel Vargo

Samuel Vargo has published 215 items on The Spoof and is currently ranked 21st in the top writers table.

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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 12th January 2015

Spoofing since: Saturday 15th June 2013

Location: Wherever I am.

Profile: Pardon me if there are a few comma faults and misspelled words here & there. I normally write comedy & satire blindfolded. And of course, if these stories were actually literary and good, the insane asylum where I live might consider me sane, throw me out, and I'd be homeless. The doctor who gives me shock treatments & lobotomies lets me use his office and the PC inside when he leaves for the day. Damned if I want to live in tent city, get a public library card and trade in this charmed life of such a great computer system. Who in the hell wants to go the public computer route, where you get kicked off every 20 minutes? Besides, the bag lady to the left of me is always drooling and she farts unceasingly and the guy to the right of me is yelling and screaming at things that he sees that nobody else sees. The hell with the public library. I'm institutionalized!

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