Screen Name: Boone Adams
Boone Adams has published 15 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 11th October 2005
Spoofing since: Wednesday 30th June 2004
Location: northeast United States
Profile: I am a seven foot , one hundred and twelve pound blast furnace operator for NASA's secret underwater satellite operation in Key West,Idaho.I am the father of twin male pack mules and have been married to a three legged, blind llama named Buttercup for twenty nine years,she is the apple of my eye.I was born to the most loving pair of gum rubber boots you could imagine.They taught me how to be a stand up guy in a lay down world.The worst day of my life is when our neighbors accidentally sold my parents at their garage sale for three dollars .I would give anything to see them again.My sister,a raincoat,and I were sent to live with my aunt and uncle . They were a loving couple of rubber milking gloves, but they were not our parents.
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Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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