Screen Name: Stone Riprock
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 29th July 2004
Spoofing since: Wednesday 30th June 2004
Location: Where you are, my special lady
Profile: The American people have a right to know. Do you like my hair? I think my hair looks great, and that makes me feel great. When I feel great, then I do a great job delivering the news.
That's what the American people expect. Hard-hitting news, and great hair. And the ladies flock to me like flies to a dying horse, do you know what it is that I am trying to tell you? I think that you do, but to be sure, you better mail me your answer on a post card. And don't be slow about it, I don't have all day.
And remember, ladies: Always remember me with a cookie. Ciao.
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