Screen Name: Ducksley
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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 16th April 2013
Spoofing since: Wednesday 9th January 2013
Location: U.S.A. Pacific Northwest
Profile: I live in a metal shipping container with my wife, who looks like a cross between Kate Winslet and Mrs. Butterworth, specifically the 32-ounce bottle, although my wife isn't as amber. We have one daughter, Tercel, who was named after my wife's first car. My goal is to someday become the host of "To Be Announced." Thank you.
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