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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 14th November 2014
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Real Name: sylvia kronstadt
Location: salt lake city, utah
Profile: I am a crazy, sad, manic-depressed old woman. I am a vegan and a hermit. I jog 5-8 miles a day (that's the only time I get out of my PJs and leave the house). I do weight training and yoga/stretching. I hurt all over! I quit drugs, drinking and smoking. Now I find that I am VERY ANXIOUS. I love music more than anything, I think, but I hardly ever listen to it because I'm afraid I'll muss some MIND BLOWING insight on NPR.
I thought I was pretty witty until I came across this site. Now I feel like the most boring girl in the class.
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