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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 26th June 2004
Spoofing since: Saturday 26th June 2004
Location: Canada (The other White Meat)
Profile: One of the 4 founders of the Poetic Wheelbarrow, Craigwell Crumblesausage, or "Blutus" as he's known to friends, is best known for his 'vegetable poems'. "I like to write about Cabbage and Eggplant," he rasped through a mouthful of chips, "mainly because of their supple egos. Though carrots, I'm afraid, are no friend of mine." Crumblesausage currently resides in Antigua in the West Indies, has fathered 17 children with various partners, and enjoys re-surfacing gypsum, taunting bees and caring for his many, many cats.
Favorite poems: "Knife in My Leg, "Grain Auger", "Applesauce the Clown"
Philosophy: "You kill it, I'll clean it...WE eat it."
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