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The Reason Illegal Aliens Are Staying Away
The U.S. Border Patrol stated the influx of illegal aliens is down by 17 percent. They say it's because illegal aliens do not want to come to a country that
listens in on your phone conversations.
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The Twittering Omarosa
The woman that Donald Trump made famous, Omarosa, has announced that her Twitter followers number has just gone up to 3.
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Mick Jagger Can Still Rock 'n Roll Like The Youngsters
Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger who is 68, proudly boasted that he has
groupies between the ages of 21 and 71.
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Governor Chris Christie's Amazing Weight Goal
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie says that regarding his diet, he wants to get to the point where people start saying that he looks
anorexic.
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The Big Change At Homeland Security
The government in a move to be more politically correct is considering changing the name of Homeland Security to Homeland Semi-Security.
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NASA Wants The Moonsuit Back
NASA has said that the person who stole Neil Armstrong's moon spacesuit can return it no questions asked...well
maybe just one or seven.
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Arizona's Sheriff Joe Arpaio Heading Down Mexico Way
The self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio says he may move to Mexico in order to
eliminate the middle man.
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Mitt Romney Flip Flops and Said He's Glad He Lost
Mitt Romney has stated that upon reflection he is glad he lost the 2012 presidential election. He pointed out that he does not think that he could have taken all of the
Mormon jokes.
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Liberace Had A Secondary Instrument
It is being reported that famed pianist Liberace, who was ten times gayer than Clay Aiken, was also very good on the
mouth organ (harmonica).
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French Lick, Indiana Gives Some Lip Service
The city of French Lick, Indiana has just issued a directive that prohibits any students in grades 1 through 12 from
French kissing during school hours.
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