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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors
Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,
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True Facts From Snoops #1302
Snoops: Basketball star Larry Byrd's last name was actually Byrdseed. Fan: He could really fly up and down that court.
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True Facts From Snoops #1301
Snoops: Abraham Lincoln Lincoln's wife was very small. She told friends later after his death that he'd often have her talk during sex so he near for a fact that it was her down there.
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Armed robber was never told to report to prison
Until 13 years later. Been model citizen should count for something. His neighbors want the 13-year sentence dismissed or at least cut very short.
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Patient Discovers ObamaCare Doesn't Cover Brain Surgery
Makes the surgeons put non-malignant tumor back.
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SCIENTISTS Clone cells from adults.
"We can now clone a man", says scientist. "We can now clone a man", says clone.
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Historians confirm Jesus in fact did NOT even lift!
Historians from the University of Bristol have recently confirmed Jesus never even lifted, and was possibly obese. Research is being organized to publish the proof within the next month or so.
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True Facts From Snoops #1300
Snoops: Bob Newhart seemed to be a sweet misunderstood comedian but at one time, the notorious Newhart Brothers ran New Jersey!
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True Facts From Snoops #1299
Snoops: Fatty Arbuckle could balance 20 kids on a see-saw.
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True Facts From Snoops #1298
Snoops: More people die from being scared by a fake big tarantula every year than in car crashes!
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