Screen Name: Billy Joe Jim Bob
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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 28th June 2016
Spoofing since: Sunday 6th May 2012
Location: Subtle Teas
Profile: A hillbilly of hillbillies, Billy Joe Jim Bob is known for his penchant for subtleties. He is so subtle, that all of the Bs in his name are silent, just like the B in subtle.
Actually, Billy Joe Jim Bob is one of the few in the world who pronounce the B in subtle.
Hailing from the inner reaches of a swamp that can be reached only by flying dolphins, Mr. Bob (both Bs silent) is the founder of the Hillbillies of Billy's New Order of Bob (HOBNOB) (All Bs silent). Mr. Bob's HOBNOB is involved heavily in the New World Hors d'Oeuvres (the Ds are silent), which has its roots as a puppy mill for elitist snobs.
Billy Joe began his writing career as a young elitist snob who, like his peers, despised real work. This derision forced him to find something to do that was inane, frivolous, and puerile. However, being too young for elected office, he decided to pursue writing instead. Mr. Bob's first major work was a forged Doctor's note to get out of preschool. He would go on to write essays about books he hadn't read and scientific principles that he fundamentally misunderstood.
Without question, his most influential work was penned as a tribute to snobby elitists and their dogs. The large tome is a masterpiece of acumen and pretentiousness entitled Billy Joe Jim Bob: Incoherent, a titillating story about indecipherable squiggles. The reader travels into the mind of Mr. Bob (silent Bs), never to see the light of day again. The inescapable reality of the magnum opus is that Bob's incomprehensible sketches of nothing cannot be interpreted, cannot be deciphered, and cannot be duplicated. There is unfortunately just one copy of the work. Mr. Bob's puppy is using it presently for some kind of special business.
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