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Fukushima Radiation To Hit The West Coast
City officials report that everyone's light bills could be reduced by as much as 85 percent.
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Massive Brawl Breaks Out At A Los Angeles Fitness Center
Police report that
dumbbells were throwing around dumbbells.
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Pig Virus Cases Are On The Rise
Consumers are urged to chew their bacon at least 18 times.
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Russia Reinforces Military Presence In Crimea
President Putin has sent in a team of 24 Russian Olympic weightlifters.
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Global Debt Hits $100 Trillion
Carlos Slim, Bill Gates, and Warren Buffett offer to
lend the world the entire amount.
10#1516#Abel Rodriguez#41708.3114583#6#362552
Huckabee Warns of God's Fiery Judgement
Bill Maher says, "Hey Huck, stop worrying dude, there's no God."
10#1516#Abel Rodriguez#41708.2953125#7#21649
Jay Leno Says He's Entitled
Jay Leno stated that he has just received his very first unemployment check.
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Good Thing It Ain't Like Mother, Like Daughter
Joan River's daughter Melissa has commented that sometimes her mother makes some of the stupidest, ignorant, most evil and demonic remarks she has ever heard.
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Glenn "Teardrops" Beck Makes A Statement
Glenn Beck who is notorious for crying has stated that he has cut down on his weeping to just 4 times a day.
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Madonna - The Cottage Cheese Matron
Madonna admitted that she's got cellulite and she adds that it just goes to show that rich, talented, and extremely famous women can get that cottage cheese sh*t just like normal women do.
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