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Eminent Authority Opines on Hillary's Claim of Impoverishment

"Hillary Clinton claiming to be broke is like King Midas declaring himself to be homeless." M Voltaire

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Eminent Authority Opines On US Dept of Justice Law Enforcement

"Law enforcement, as practiced by Eric Holder and his minions, is akin to Robespierre of the French Terror selecting guillotine victims capriciously at random with relish." M Voltaire

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US State Dept Employs Notable Celebrity On A Critical Mission

Gaza-Frustrated by futile attempts to negotitate a cease-fire, Secy Kerry brought in Larry the Cable Guy to ingest garbonzo beans and exude gaseous vapors at both contesting parties till they desist.

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Joe Biden Admits He Has Putin's Soul in a Jar at Home

Vice-President Biden admitted today that the reason he knew that Putin has no soul is that he once hired a voodoo priestess to capture it and put it in a cookie jar for him.

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The Ultimate Masonic Cover

Scientists at Washington University have invented an "invisible apron" for Free Masons. Only Masons will be able to see them. Pope Francis will be the first to get one.

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Bush Receives Award

The Ciantology Award 2014 for "Most Honest Politician of the Decade" goes to George W. Bush.

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'Democracy' on the March

Said President Obama at a recent press conference of selected newspapers. "There are nations in this world, and I don't just mean Britain, that need democracy. And by Jupiter!, I intend to see that they get it... whether they want it or not."

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Obama Crowned NWO's First Emperor

Barack Obama is to be crowned the New World Order's first emperor at a special ceremony to be conducted in private by Freemasons at the Federal Reserve Bank, New York. Pope Francis has been invited.

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Ciantology Award 2014

This years Ciantology Award for Ego-Surrender goes to actor Tom Cruise. "I always knew I'd win it," said he. "My thanks to Ron Hubbard and Satan."

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Charity Tax

A "charity tax" law has been passed by the US Congress. People donating to charities will now be expected to pay a fee of 15% of their donation to government... "to help finance the war on terrorism", said a spokesman.

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