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Saint Patrick's Day Celebrations may offend
People all over the World who 'just can't wear green' may cause Saint Pat's Day Celebrations to be rethought.
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Slain Russian opposition leader's girlfriend adopts the Sphynx Position
See No Evil, Hear No Evil advice coincides with Moscow's broken CCTV system on night of the shooting
Crazed woman digs up dad's grave, finds only cigarettes and vodka
Now WTF did Pa hide the TV remote control?
Hundreds of Pakistani parents jailed for refusing to indoctrinate kids
Ah, make that
vaccinate, the brainwashing's just fine
Hillary Clinton Used Personal Coffee Cup While Working as Secretary of State
It appears that Hillary Clinton violated protocol by employing a personal coffee cup while she was Secretary of State. This is an offense and may be against the law.
Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict
Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
Cops say they know why someone built an underground bunker in Toronto
Looks like Preppers stocked up on ice cream, frozen pizza, beers and Colorado pot ahead of widely anticipated Armageddinouttahere stuff
IKEA head says Iran inquiry continues
Damn Ayatollah's have returned 3 million self-assembly National Consultative Assembly speakers' chairs, apparently much too squeaky for Persian tastes
Ukraine death toll sores past 6000
Mostly from bed sores as thousands of injured left in makeshift hospital beds with no change if dressings
Startling headlines reveal that 'Garcia switches position on Obama presidential library'
WTF Grateful Dead's Jerry Garcia doing getting involved in such trashy stuff?
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