Screen Name: waterman
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 25th October 2012
Spoofing since: Wednesday 7th March 2012
Location: Guantanamo Cell 6a
Profile: i em reel hamsome for 62 (tho my hare is kinda gray and thin), retyred, and i tri to spel and rite reel good when the gards giv me sum led. I eschew obfuscation
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