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Pink Loses Suit Against Manufacturer of "Lick Pink" Gear

"You can't complain about a parody that associates your brand with a sexual act if your brand is already named 'Like Pink,'" said the judge in the case.

Roger Ailes Arrives in Hell

"You're here for starting a polarizing fake news station AND the sexual harassment" spoke Satan.

Anthony's Weiner Gets Him in Trouble Again

Hopefully, 2 to 3 years imprisoned with other sex offenders will make him think about it next time.

World Trembles as Trump Travels

"Meeting with Muslim, Jewish, and Catholic leaders-it's a recipe for disaster!" said everybody.

Harry Potter Republicans Gather Together to Save Trump from Witch Hunt

We are the best witch hunt protection Trump can get!

Trump is Reportedly Holed Up in a Bunker in a Hidden Location

Forsaking his tour, as most of the countries have cancelled him, Trump says he is under attack.

Brazilian President, the Estate of Chris Cornell & Bill Cosby All to Sue Trump

"So, nobody can find out anything if it isn't about Trump. He has narcistically hijacked the news."

Donald Trump's Presidential Museum Set To Be Located At Amusement Park

Coney Island, the iconic amusement park in Brooklyn N.Y, will house a kiosk with a collection of scraps of paper, napkins, crayons and other articles used by Mr. Trump to formulate his decisions.

Definition: Snowflake

Snowflake: A term used to describe anyone complaining about President Trump, used primarily by those who spent the previous eight years whining about President Obama.

Low Numbers

The Yankees retired Derek Jeter's number this weekend. The Mets only had Sandy Alderson's IQ score to work with.

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