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Walmart Announces Employee Outdated Fruit Giveaway
Walmart, embarrassed by publicity about a food drive to feed their employees, today announced that employees in good standing would be allowed to take home any outdated fruit the store has--for free!
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Sued for Plagiarism by Washington's Mayor Barry.
Former Washington Mayor Barry, arrested in 1990 for for smoking crack with a prostitute, today sued Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto, saying, "There's only room for one crackhead mayor on this continent."
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Health Canada warns against unlicenced hair restorer products sold on the web
After receiving letters from several formally bald men who are suing because they have now grown feathers on their heads.
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Scientists to Congress: We can find alien life
"Remember, for awhile, we thought it was Lyle Levit?"
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True Facts From Snoops #895
According to Snoops: Before "The Beatles" made it big, they went by the name "Beatles".
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True Facts From Snoops #770
According to Snoops: Beautiful Thunder Bay, Minnesota may sound romantic but it was actually named for a bean factory that lasted nearly 100 years before closing in 1988.
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Crocs hunt with sticks, researchers say
Alligators still use rocks. Sharks use marked cards.
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Pet Kangaroo Discovered After Hopping Away From Owner
"Ro came home when we began singing 'Tie Me Kangaroo Down' and 'When Johnny Comes Hopping Home Again, A Roo, A Roo!"
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6 in Mexico may be radiation poisoned
Men who stole truck didn't know it had nuclear waste. "We my sue if it makes us sick", they say. Truck had no sign. How are we to know which trucks to steal?"
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True Facts From Snoops #6563
According to Snoops: In the state of Mississippi, Mississippi Mud Pie is simply called "Our Pie".
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