Screen Name: alaskamojo
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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 13th November 2013
Spoofing since: Tuesday 6th March 2012
Location: Anchorage, Alaska
Profile: Retired Magistrate after 33 years making up for the time lost while working as a judicial officer, in which capacity my neutral and detached role stifled me from saying out loud what I was actually thinking perhaps a million times for every time I mistakenly did. Now instead of skiing to work I can ski for the heck of it with my 2 Labrador retrievers Boomer & Mojo and inflict my work upon my wife, Cindy, to read & edit.
Just kidding. I was told my profile should be serious, but the Spoof guy who told me this was full of shit or kidding or both.
Here is how I really want to portray myself: After 33 years of listening to serious stuff masquerading as nonsense it is time to write nonsense for its own sake. The result is satire that not only could be real, but in some cases IS real.
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